Man the 90’s were weird.
Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.
the war on drugs has failed.
was i the only one who thought that your head would actually turn into fruit if you ate one because i did and me and a friend got some and we each ate one and then i looked at her and lied and screamed that she looked just like a watermelon and she started crying
(Source: obama-fix-this, via ruinedchildhood)
1:33 am • 24 April 2013 • 440,025 notes
Angelina Jolie talks Internet - 1994 [x]
UGH SHE’S SO FREAKING GORGEOUS.
1:27 am • 24 April 2013 • 44,984 notes
I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this
Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now
None Pizza with Left Beef
none pizza with left beef is probably the funniest possible thing i can think of right now
12:37 am • 26 December 2012 • 457,108 notes
on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me
and a partridge in a pear tree
10:35 pm • 24 December 2012 • 75,501 notes